i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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