we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
