apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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