why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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