I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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