Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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