Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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