i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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