I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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