READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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