Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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