no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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