you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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