And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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