why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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