if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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