just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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