Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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