Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
