You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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