I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
