She announced her abortion via fbk
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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