I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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