Pappa wants mamma naked
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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