This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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