grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
