Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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