How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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