Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
