Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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