I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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