I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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