you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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