Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
