So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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