...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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