Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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