He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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