in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
They have beer where we have blood.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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