Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Randomize