I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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