I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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