small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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