I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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