Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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