I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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