i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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