how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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