This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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