I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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