it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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