Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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