the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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