So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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